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Cloudcastle
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06/29/13 04:38 AM


Made up another joke...
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Q. What do you call camping in the 1960's?

A. Past tents.


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Cloudcastle
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06/29/13 01:17 PM


Re: Made up another joke...
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And another (slightly scary) camping joke I made up...

A woman is alone sleeping in her tent. A crazy man enters and murders her with a knife. He is later arrested.

Q. What was the man charged with?

A. In-tent to kill.


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Serenity01
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06/30/13 01:59 AM


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Being able to make up jokes is a gift, one that I don't have. It's good to have a sense of humour.
Thanks.


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Cloudcastle
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06/30/13 04:03 AM


Re: Made up another joke...
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Hi Serenity.

Yes, it's good to laugh.


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Mathew
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06/30/13 05:16 PM


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G'day Cloudcastle

Not for me it's not!!! My wife & I get it off when possible which leads to, at times, the other off thing.

As free as a bird!!

Love
Mathew

Acceptance of all leads to true spiritual awareness.


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Cloudcastle
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07/06/13 01:59 PM


Re: Made up another joke...
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Q. What pizza did the clairvoyant order?

A. A medium.


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Cloudcastle
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11/16/13 00:19 AM


Re: Made up another joke...
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Made this one up last Summer...

Did you hear about the guy who bought a giraffe?

It was a tall order.

Hope you are all well.


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InLightnSoul
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01/16/14 06:26 AM


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Re: Made up another joke...
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What do you call oxen and chipmunks playing hide and seek.

hole diggers.

What do you call the same oxen and chipmunks having supper after playihg hide and seek.

Post hole diggers


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Cloudcastle
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02/11/14 00:37 AM


Re: Made up another joke...
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Heard this one last Sunday...

Went to a Buddhist pantomime the other day.

The audience shouted out: "HE'S BEYOND YOU!"


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Paradise
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07/30/17 09:51 AM


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Here's a joke made up today . . .

Eternal life . . .

. . . to die for.


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